"Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem""What's the matter?" replies Paddy.
"Oi've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard, none of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any
edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks Paddy
"It's of a big cockerel," Murphy replies.
Paddy says, "Alroight, Murphy, Oi'll come over and have a look."
He gets to Murphy's
house and Murphy opens the door. "Oh thanks for coming Paddy" He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table.
Paddy looks as the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says,
"Murphy you eedjit, put the Cornflakes back in the packet"
