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An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress. The architect said he prefered a wife and building a solid foundation for
an enduring relationship.The artist said he prefered a mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.The accountant said, "I prefer both." "Both?" "Yeah. If you have a
wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done"Take Two -To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Take Three - An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into
a beautiful princess".He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I will be your
girlfriend."The accountant took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The Frog:said " I'll marry you and make you happy for the rest of your life! ."Again the accountant
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll be your girlfriend or even your wife. Why won't you
kiss me?"The accountant said, "Look I'm an accountant. I don't have time for girls...................... but a talking frog, now that's cool." |
