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She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask
you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, I might be able to help you with that,
under two conditions: a) you have to be single, and b) you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!""Okay," the nun
says. "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make anyone blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child,"
says the nun. "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's okay, my name's Kevin and
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